Archive for November 2008
Cloud Nine….
Posted on: November 23, 2008
Inside Jokes….(Me + E!)
Posted on: November 13, 2008
* Lin Sue (Big Fiyacacker)
* Panda Express
* Oen Chicky Fiya
* Tinker
* Do Whore
* Gizzard
* Delly And Devy
* “Briiiiiitney!”
* “I’m not having this!” / “End of the line!”
* Dead Cow Seal Hole
* Flat Foot Floogy With The Floy Floy
* Mrs. Piggy / Leggy
* “We could kill you.”
* Ripping holes in our sweatshirts.
* Belinda
* “Hey….HEY!”
* “Bryanna, I think my heart just hurt.”
* Crackhead Carnies
* Juana / Conchanna / Rosalie
* E!
* Rooooodey Brown
* Pewp.
* “You better smile!”
* “We really needa party, this is the only time!”
* Morgan’s Ass
* Moleholes And Mountains
* Bernakachese
* “She did?!?”
* Big Toe
* Saggy Ass Syndrome (SAS)
Sweatshop Santa….
Posted on: November 12, 2008
Sooo pretty much Santa’s skipping my house this year. Unless he approves of Mary and her sister Jane.
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Yu know what, maybe he does. I mean, him and his little elves hafta be on something cuz how the hell else are they gonna make like 500 toys a day? Meth’s out, cuz Santa’s veins aren’t prominent enough cuz he’s a fatass. Unless he smokes it? Naw, Santa’s not that crazy. Crazy, but not that crazy.
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Dude, I think I know what he does. He prolly hits up all those underground sweat shops in Asia. I can hear him now —-> “I’ll make yu a buncha rice kid, just get this shit done!”
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Ahahahahahahahaha!
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Ahhh, Santa. He’s a badass. Too bad he’s only in it for the ho’s.
