Archive for November 2008
* Lin Sue (Big Fiyacacker)
* Panda Express
* Oen Chicky Fiya
* Do Whore
* Delly And Devy
* “I’m not having this!” / “End of the line!”
* Dead Cow Seal Hole
* Flat Foot Floogy With The Floy Floy
* Mrs. Piggy / Leggy
* “We could kill you.”
* Ripping holes in our sweatshirts.
* “Bryanna, I think my heart just hurt.”
* Crackhead Carnies
* Juana / Conchanna / Rosalie
* Rooooodey Brown
* “You better smile!”
* “We really needa party, this is the only time!”
* Morgan’s Ass
* Moleholes And Mountains
* “She did?!?”
* Big Toe
* Saggy Ass Syndrome (SAS)
Sooo pretty much Santa’s skipping my house this year. Unless he approves of Mary and her sister Jane.
Yu know what, maybe he does. I mean, him and his little elves hafta be on something cuz how the hell else are they gonna make like 500 toys a day? Meth’s out, cuz Santa’s veins aren’t prominent enough cuz he’s a fatass. Unless he smokes it? Naw, Santa’s not that crazy. Crazy, but not that crazy.
Dude, I think I know what he does. He prolly hits up all those underground sweat shops in Asia. I can hear him now —-> “I’ll make yu a buncha rice kid, just get this shit done!”
Ahhh, Santa. He’s a badass. Too bad he’s only in it for the ho’s.