Posted December 11, 2008on:
Freddy was always the coolest kid in the class.
Umbrellas were nothing to him.
Crazy Freddy would never have anything to do with those crazy things.
Kids would never question his strange hostility towards them, but were always left wondering.
You always knew when Freddy had arrived at school.
Other than the long trails of water on the floor, Freddy would have an orchestra of dark-skinned white people playing tubas behind him.
Umbrellas not included.