The Color Of Hunger

Well eventually it had to happen cuz every stoner has one right? Haha. Well enjoy.
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1 – Fuck, I am soooo hungry.
2 – “Is it frowned upon out here to eat deodorant?”
3 – Bong hits for Jesus!
4 – “I swear, Stralser knows I’m high you guys.”
5 – Bruh choking from the dank shit.
6 – The Dollar Tree.
7 – The candy aisle inside the Dollar Tree.
8 – Cheech.
9 – Chong.
10 – The Beatles.
11 – Red eyes.
12 – MOO NIGGA!
13 – Jesus Christ, I’m still stoned.
14 – Clear Eyes.
15 – I enjoy writing so much better when I’m high.
16 – I wish everything was less expensive.
17 – Fat people depress me.
18 – …And they lived of Crunch And Munch.
19 – Wake and bake.
20 – “Bruh, you should let myself run around in the wheatfields.”
21 – Bic lighters.
22 – Cream and wine.
23 – The Dollar Menu kicks ass.
24 – Some things just make more sense when yer high.
25 – And some things don’t.
26 – You have no idea how stoned I am.
27 – I totally sucked yesterday.
28 – I’ll get it together next meet.
29 – Or the one after that. Whenever. No rush.
30 – What’s that smell?
31 – Burnt chicken.
32 – Bruh’s jeep smells like old good times.
33 – I don’t trust people who don’t like music.
34 – No one listens to my ideas. Ever.
35 – Fuck. Ing. A.
36 – Twitchers united.
37 – Just blame it on the weed.
38 – Is there anything I’ll need to be happier?
39 – Perhaps some food.
40 – Erasers and apple juice.
41 – Mindless mindlessness.
42 – Skittles are today….
43 – Widespread tinglies.
44 – Fresh outta the oven, Sally.
45 – “Who’s cookie’s on the floor?”
46 – Cottonmouth of the eyes.
47 – And the lungs.
48 – Fuckin’ cotton lung, man.
49 – Christ Christ Jesus….Christ.
50 – No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.
51 – I think I was born high.
52 – ‘Tis the season….to erase the world.
53 – I don’t think you understand what’s going on here. I don’t sell pot. I sell dreams.
54 – Oh yea, and I sell pot.
55 – “Did you drop a cookie?”
56 – Sometimes everything itches.
57 – Batteries in my boots.
58 – Flicking fucking Fruit Loops out my fucking window.
59 – Writing is like speaking.
60 – But not really.
61 – “I’m so fuckin’ gone right now.”
62 – It’s colder than Frosty’s dick out here!
63 – I can’t remember the last story I wrote.
64 – I read it over again, too.
65 – Forty-six times.
66 – Gangster Billy And His Crazy Lion Posh.
67 – What if every time you sneezed or yawned, you lost a hair from yer head?
68 – Whoa.
69 – Dodgeball is an art, man.
70 – Friendly fire isn’t friendly. Nope.
71 – My vagina needs CPR.
72 – What if yer binder talked to you?
73 – I just heard the rainforest sounding on the left side of my brain.
74 – Highlighters just aren’t pregnant enough for this world.
75 – Yu know?
76 – Wait, what?
77 – Jeez, these drawings are like super fucking amazing.
78 – Skippin’ for smokin’.
79 – Western accents.
80 – Dreams are funny things.
81 – Genius skits.
82 – Away to the mountains we go!
83 – Yer trippin’ balls….man….man….man….man.
84 – Mickey + Minnie.
85 – Awesome awesomeness.
86 – Too much brain in my head.
87 – Just because I don’t remember shit doesn’t mean I’m dumb.
88 – Man, how do I get the tri-athlete award and I’m a stoner?
89 – Fuckin’ righteous shit right there.
90 – For a second there I lost focus.
91 – But then just came to realize there was no more weed left in the bowl.
92 – Ahahahahahaha!
93 – Exclamation marks are just upside-down birthday candles.
94 – What if the newest, most awesomest hobby was collecting two-word bumper stickers?
95 – Thad be so cool.
96 – “Oh my god, what if I died cuz I thought I couldn’t swallow anymore?”
97 – That would suck some major D.
98 – Cash that shit, nigga.
99 – Prime Time time.
100 – Where am I?
101 – Vaporizers are very underrated.
102 – “It’s like a bird’s eye view of fuckin’ sheriff town.”
103 – Let’s take a picture.
104 – Together.
105 – In this room.
106 – Pop rocks.
107 – “Child yer pulling my pants down and my ass crack is now showing to the world.”
108 – Hot cheetoh.
109 – Don’t pee yerself again.
110 – You got the most straightest face on yer look.
111 – “Did yu bowl good?”
112 – “Yea.”
113 – “No.”
114 – Boom dust storminess.
115 – Party foul.
116 – Fuckin’ crackhead.
117 – “Somebody go check on Bernana. She might be dying.”
118 – “What if I gave you a kiss and it was all full of pizza?”
119 – I can feel my brain.
120 – I’ll throw you some punch.
121 – Dumbass.
122 – Is my mom here?
123 – I had a nice ass when I was little.
124 – Krusty cum.
125 – I think this shit was laced.
126 – With flour.
127 –