Archive for April 13th, 2009
What’s Mine Is Far From Yers….
Posted on: April 13, 2009
(Me and Sis are sitting at the dinner table eating chicken and I forget my napkin in the kitchen and I really have to spit out a piece of hard chicken. So I sneakily grab Sis’ napkin and relieve myself. Then (not on purpose) I end up putting the dirty napkin back on her plate right in the ranch. Too bad she saw me. Ahahaha!)
Sis – “Spit stained chicken wings in my ranch? IN MY RANCH?!? IT’S MY FUCKIN’ RANCH!!!”
Me – (real subtle + quiet) “I need a napkin.”
Sis – (arms flailing, nostrils flared) “Getcho own fuckin’ napkin!!!”
