Posts Tagged ‘dislikes’
Split Shifts Are Like….
Posted by: iplaytrack1224 on: October 15, 2010
- static in the speakers.
- jogging with dry mouth and wet shoes.
- stepping on ABC gum barefoot.
- roller coaster cars that reek of puke and dirty children.
- the failed 4th and 1.
- people without patience.
- a dying black Sharpie.
- too much chlorine in the pool.
- Oprah in skinny jeans.
- getting the red light because the truck in front of you took up all the yellow.
- dropped interceptions.
- people who have no manners.
- an automated British phone line.
- being voted the DD for the night.
- the evil pine needles lurking at the bottom of soft leaf piles.
- a drunk bum begging for change, 10′oclock on a Sunday morning.
- cold burgers and flat soda.
- people who can’t pronounce my name right.
- loud music that isn’t my own.
- movies that look good on TV, but when you fork out the ten bucks to go, they suck balls.
- non-sticky tape.
- sleeping 10+ hours and still being exhausted.
- receiving “I Love Jesus” stickers instead of candy for Halloween.
- sunburnt shoulders in the shower.
- a dead battery with no jumper cables.
- snow in April.
- false advertising that works.
- hair on the soap.
- losing the count when counting sheep.
- electricity shortages in the elevator.
- the undiscovered cut after applying hand sanitizer.
- the lost mosquito inside yer tent.
- overplayed radio songs.
- sugar-free chocolate.
- a waitress with dirty fingernails.
- couches that smell like pets.
- stepping in dog shit on a hot summer day.
- frostbite while sledding.
- rings that make yer finger green.
- guys with no sense of humor.
- dull crayons.
- Ziploc brand knock-offs.
- fun ruined by time.
