The Color Of Hunger

Shit I Don’t Dig

  1. Negativity.
  2. My lazy side.
  3. My eyebrows.
  4. My feet.
  5. My OCD.
  6. Cooking.
  7. Acne.
  8. ABC gum.
  9. Cheap beer.
  10. Two people who go right on talking when you’re interrupting.
  11. People who lack originality.
  12. Emo kids.
  13. How much publicity reality TV show shit gets.
  14. Forgetting to put on deodorant.
  15. Paying for music.
  16. Awkward moments.
  17. Throwing up.
  18. How I always manage to spill shit on my white clothes.
  19. Falling short of expectations.
  20. Jealousy.
  21. Blowing my nose and having my ears plug.
  22. Losing inspiration.
  23. Writer’s block.
  24. The fact that my legs won’t shave themselves.
  25. Port-a-potties.
  26. Censorship in songs.
  27. Gays who claim they were born gay.
  28. The obesity statistics of America.
  29. Insomnia.
  30. Mornings.
  31. Exponents.
  32. Sucking at ping pong.
  33. People who hate their parents just for the sake of hating their parents.
  34. Incorrect clocks.
  35. Allergies.
  36. Assembling fake Christmas trees.
  37. Luke warm coffee.
  38. Pushy sales people.
  39. Getting an anonymous text message from someone who plays the “guess who this is” game.
  40. Boring texters.
  41. Stray hairs everywhere.
  42. Neverending hiccups.
  43. Losing my chapstick.
  44. Chapped lips and dry skin in winter.
  45. Animal cruelty.
  46. Not being able to dunk.
  47. Seeing a friend cry.
  48. Neck tattoos.
  49. Falling asleep in the hot tub.
  50. Babies having babies.
  51. Leggings as pants.
  52. Old man cologne.
  53. Uncreative Halloween costumes.
  54. Family fights that break out at holiday gatherings.
  55. Sunburns.
  56. Dead zones.
  57. Wearing too much makeup.
  58. People who think it’s fun to push on your bruises.
  59. Country music.
  60. Spiders.
  61. Pretty much any insect.
  62. Fat people who have frontal ass.
  63. Hair in the drain.
  64. English accents.
  65. The sound and feeling of nails on a chalkboard.
  66. How much I procrastinate.
  67. Feeling the pain of the world.
  68. Not being a billionaire yet.
  69. Politics.
  70. Religion.
  71. Cherry flavored anything.
  72. Being unable to sneeze.
  73. When I forget a good idea before I can write it down.
  74. Bad spelling.
  75. Stepping barefoot in something wet in the dark.
  76. People who refuse to try new things.
  77. When I cry for a good long while and end up with that blotchy forehead look.
  78. When the person I’m venting to goes and tells everybody and their mom what I just said.
  79. Smelling bad and smelling other people who smell bad.
  80. When McDonald’s forgets the fries I ordered and I realize it like 10 miles too late.
  81. Price tags that leave that sticky residue behind.
  82. Static in the speakers.
  83. The failed 4th and 1.
  84. A dying black Sharpie.
  85. Too much chlorine in the pool.
  86. Getting the red light because the truck in front of you took up all the yellow.
  87. Dropped interceptions.
  88. Being voted the DD for the night.
  89. The evil pine needles lurking at the bottom of soft leaf piles.
  90. People who don’t pronounce my name right.
  91. Receiving “I Love Jesus” stickers instead of candy for Halloween.
  92. The undiscovered cut after applying hand sanitizer.
  93. The lost mosquito inside yer tent.
  94. Ziploc brand knock-offs.
  95. Fun ruined by time.
  96. The amount of time I just spent dwelling on the negative.

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Spokane, WA. 26 years young. Aquarius, of course. I am a very optimistic individual driven by passion and creativity. Music is my inspiration to everything. I dig the nightlife. I enjoy discovering new craft beers and breweries. I like animals more than humans. The ocean is amazing. I have no idea what I wanna do with my life and prolly never will. But I'm going to succeed because I'm crazy enough to think I can.
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